My very first "Not Me Monday"

This is *not* my first time doing "Not Me! Monday" hence having no idea how to get the "Not ME!" Logo in my post.

I am *not* sitting here devouring the best Mexican Style by El Milagro bag of chips after just eating lunch!

I am *not* enjoying the peaceful silence in the house as Miles sleeps, Acilia is at her cousins' house where she spent the night and hubby is at work!

I do *not* feel boastful when I make a homemade dinner, since it *doesn't* happen on rare occasion! (Pot roast in the crock pot smells yummmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyy)

Ok, I believe that's a good enough start for my first "Not Me!" post :)